Elton John Jokes

What do Elton John and the Berlin wall have in common?

A lot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes