What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

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How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

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Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

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Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks