Someone told me but I forgot.
in formation
It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)
Milk of amnesia!
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
I forgot to wet the soap.