How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

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What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...