Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

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What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.