Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

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What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.