Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!"

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Where do man-splainers get their water?

From a well, actually...

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

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What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

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Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter?

Cairo-practor.