Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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What do you call an Egyptian spine adjuster?

A Cairopractor

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy