What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

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What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

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What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"