Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

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What do you call a clever joke that doesn't make it to the front page?

A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit...

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Derpentine.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

What makes a fencing joke extra funny?

When it is a riposte