Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

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How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

What's a redditor's favourite sword move?

Riposte!

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What's the worst punchline on /r/jokes?

I haven't got the faintest idea.

Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

Everything gets recycled.

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.