What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.