What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight?

Don't look! I'm changing!

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.