What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

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How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.