What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.

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Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

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Who did they cast as the Hulk"s dog?

Bark Roofalo

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

Jersey Shore Jokes More Jersey Shore Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.