How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

100 Meter Jokes More 100 Meter Jokes

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut