How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt?

Karma.

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots