How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

Crazy Night Jokes More Crazy Night Jokes

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.