How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

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Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

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Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.