Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.
She wanted a new website.
Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
His owner.
a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
You don't live in Mississippi.
I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
Blacking out and gaining money.
