Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .
Because he's been snooping around.
Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool
A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.
I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"
So they can park in handicap spots.
Tell them to clap until daddy gets home
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
Blacking out and gaining money.