Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Blacking out and gaining money.
Don't they want to get better
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.
They came in like a wrecking ball.
Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."
Kappatalism!
Non Prophet Organizations
Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
I don't know I wasn't invited !
You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.
A: To see how long he slept.
Change the drinking age to 25
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
