It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
With a search party.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.
All the pairs of floating eyes
TVs are getting heavier.
KFC isnt open on holidays.
Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!
