Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.