Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!