Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

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What did one skunk say to another?

And so do you!

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.