What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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Who's the fastest tailor in the world?

Sonic the Swift Taylor

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

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What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.