What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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What's the best hotel in the world?

Auschwitz. 1.3 million stars.

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man?

Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.