How does the Pope pay for things online?

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What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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What online payment service does the Pope use?

Papal.

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal