What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels