What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?

A Boosted Animal

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

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How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

Papal Towel Jokes More Papal Towel Jokes

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.