Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

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Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Briefcase Jokes More Briefcase Jokes

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!