I think we should see other peepholes."
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Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
A 100 dollar bill you pervert!
A piece of gum, you pervert!
A partial in a pear tree.
A chewing gum you pervert
Because he can see the D
Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.
An alarm, you pervert!
In his briefcase!
The NSFW tag, you freak
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They're always cracking in-ya-windows!
He couldn't pull out of the chicken
Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.
A daydreamer stares out of windows.
One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.
Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu
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He was a foyer.
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A pervert.
A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.
Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.
Papers.
They only had two vans
I'm only Peking.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
A wok on.
Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D
The scientists were brainstorming.
If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.
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2p or not 2p, that is the question."
Cancer
The wheelchair
A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.