What's the best way to attract a pervert?

The NSFW tag, you freak

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Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

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