What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...