What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Silver Jokes More Silver Jokes

What's better than getting silver at the special olympics?

Not being retarded.

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.