Silver Jokes

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What's better than getting silver at the special olympics?

Not being retarded.

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They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

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They both came in a little behind

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Rink injustice!

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it