What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Silver Jokes More Silver Jokes

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"