What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell