What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics