Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!