What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

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Where did bob go during the explosion?

everywhere.......

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob