What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

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What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)