What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

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What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

What's your ring tone?

Pinkish with a bit of brown.

Electric Eel Jokes More Electric Eel Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric 'eels !