How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ?

Allegra is broken !

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis