How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)