How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

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She has to chew.

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Should it really be a lightbulb?

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

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Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

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Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

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Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

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Hey baby, what's ursine?

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.