Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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Who's the funniest girl you know?

A: Lola.

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.