Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !