Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar?

Not even the pool table has balls

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them