What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.