What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!