What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

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What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show?

Brick and Orety

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.