Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.