Because their wives are driving.
It's bells sprout.
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
Nothing, he already said it twice.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
Men at Work
He met the grill of his dreams.
It pains them to have standards.
He had a loco motive.
Shannon died in a car accident.
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE
