Because their wives are driving.
The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
It slipped a disk.
A: You get your job and your wife back.
STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!
ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
Huge Jackman
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
Speed while driving past a speed camera.
A nun in a car accident.
Juan and a half