Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

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How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.