Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

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What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

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What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

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Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half