Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !

What does Paddy Irishman says when he meets a one legged jockey?

How're you gettin' on

Cookout Jokes More Cookout Jokes

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.