What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

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How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor- .