What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

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What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?

A spooksman !

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger