What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

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What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

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How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.