A little fish that smells like fingers.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A can of people !
Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !
Knock on the door.
Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
Tin, because tin can.
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
Me neither. Help.
Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
Because he couldn't bark
PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.
