What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.