What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

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What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.