Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.