Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.