Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment