Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

How do chickens connect online?

faceBAWK!

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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Nun of your business.

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.