What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Fireplace Jokes More Fireplace Jokes

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)