How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.