How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

Lame Joke Haploid

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How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

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Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

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How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

With a hare dryer!

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

He was having a bad hare day!