How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!