What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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Cause they know they're important.

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Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

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What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know