How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

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What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.