How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

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What did Miley Cyrus' dancing instructor tell her to do?

Hometwerk

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

Second Kangaroo Jokes More Second Kangaroo Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.