What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

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When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Who has the best website in the jungle?

The Onlion King.

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Middle Night Jokes More Middle Night Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)