What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast