What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

Whats in the middle of girl's leg ?

And the answer is, 'Knee'

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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Middle Night Jokes More Middle Night Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)